They act almost like real humans but we all know they aren’t really human. I mean they were c-section fetuses. They never actually passed through the matrix which gives humanness.
But they are doing fine.
In some ways these two fetuses are just like real humans. They eat solid food and drink water through their mouth. Actually they do things almost exactly like humans come to think of it. But they’re not real humans.
I tell the big one, “Good job bro you went poo poo in the potty.” And then he smiles with his human looking mouth.
My wife and I talked about having real human children one day but for now these fetuses keep us happy and busy.
I’m hoping fetuses are allowed to vote and be recognized as a protected class one day.
#sarcasm #satire
